Donald Trump likes to talk about water. Water in showers? Trump’s on it. Water in dishwashers? He’s on that, too. Water in faucets? That’s also one of his subjects of interest. Water in water heaters? Yep. Water in toilets? Unfortunately, that’s also been a popular topic for the Republican.
As a rule, the Republican president’s water-related preoccupation generates eye-rolling and easy jokes. Sometimes, however, it’s not funny at all.
Last week, for example, Trump falsely blamed officials in California for not sending enough water to Southern California to fight fires, ignoring reality. Similarly, the president said it’d be easy to address the fires. “All they have to do is turn the valve,” he said at a press conference last week.
Whether Trump understands this or not, there is no such “valve.”
It was against this backdrop that the Republican began the second week of his second term with a curious announcement published to his social media platform. The missive, published shortly before midnight, read in its entirety:








