Donald Trump’s federal indictment has sent his supporters into an emotional free fall.
MAGA world has been unleashing its angst across social media ever since learning that the former president is facing federal charges in special counsel Jack Smith’s classified documents investigation. Trump denies any wrongdoing.
Below, I’ve assembled some of the most deranged reactions from Trump supporters (and those trying to endear themselves to Trump supporters for political purposes).
Check them out. And be sure to check out my “MAGA Meltdown” Spotify playlist, which I’ve dropped at the bottom of this post. I’m hoping the songs provide Trumpers with some comfort in these trying times.
We live in a [top clothing retailer?]
Rep. Troy Nehls, R-Texas, tried to keep it simple — and even that failed.
“President Trump has been indicted. We live in a Banana Republic,” Nehls tweeted, giving the impression that he and his family have taken up residence in a popular clothing store. (Lose the capitals, Congressman.)
Thoughts and prayers to Rep. Nehls. Maybe he can pitch a tent near the bolo ties and Italian-fit pants.
President Trump has been indicted.
— Congressman Troy E. Nehls (@RepTroyNehls) June 8, 2023
We live in a Banana Republic. pic.twitter.com/7wOh2Wc3gY
Connectivity issues
Here, we have Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo., going with some classic fearmongering. You know, the whole “if they can do this to Trump, they can do this to anybody” thing.
If the people in power can jail their political opponents at will, we don’t have a republic
— Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) June 9, 2023
Unfortunately for the senator, this kind of fatalism doesn’t seem to have connected with the majority of Americans. In March, I reported on polling showing that a majority of Americans believed that the criminal investigations into Trump are fair.
The senator needn’t worry, however. If a lawless mob ever comes after him (again), we know he has what it takes to flee.
Wishy-Washy Ron?
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ response caught my eye. It was to be expected. DeSantis knows he needs to appeal to Trump voters to win the GOP’s presidential nomination next year. But his response wasn’t particularly forceful, if you catch my drift.
“Why so zealous in pursuing Trump yet so passive about Hillary or Hunter?” DeSantis wrote, before pitching himself as the next president.
The weaponization of federal law enforcement represents a mortal threat to a free society.
— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) June 9, 2023
We have for years witnessed an uneven application of the law depending upon political affiliation.
Why so zealous in pursuing Trump yet so passive about Hillary or Hunter?
The DeSantis…
This was a rather passive (and self-serving) way for DeSantis to kinda sorta defend his primary rival — not exactly a full-throated “I STAND WITH TRUMP.” I wonder if Trump even noticed.
Primary, schimary
One popular suggestion among conservatives has been to call on Republicans to suspend the primary race or or eliminate it entirely — and crown Trump the party’s presidential nominee. Check out Rep. Wesley Hunt of Texas alluding to that here.
The entire Democrat Leviathan has been mobilized against President Trump. The DOJ, the FBI, prosecutors in New York, prosecutors in Georgia, the mainstream media, etc. But we’re going to have a GOP primary?
— Wesley Hunt (@WesleyHuntTX) June 9, 2023
America, Donald Trump will be Republican Nominee.
Let’s take a trip!
Right-wing commentator Charlie Kirk had a novel idea: How about a field trip?
Kirk is also calling on Republicans to stop the primary process and focus on Trump. The right-wing extremist even encouraged Republican presidential hopefuls to go to court in Miami on Tuesday “as a show of support.”








