Despite a breathtaking record of dishonesty and demagoguery, Donald Trump has failed to learn a simple lesson: lies intended to scare people have to be vaguely realistic to have the intended effect.
For example, consider the president’s pitch yesterday to conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt:
“Look, China will own the United States if this election is lost by Donald Trump. If I don’t win the election, China will own the United States. You’re going to have to learn to speak Chinese, [if] you want to know the truth. And you’ll have to learn it fast. They will own the United States.”
It’s always striking when Trump makes up something ridiculous, and then quickly adds “if you want to know the truth,” as if his absurdities should be seen as candor.
I won’t pretend to know why Trump thinks China will take ownership of the United States in the event of his defeat. There’s nothing especially coherent about the claim.
But it was the president’s offhand assertion that Americans will quickly have to “learn to speak Chinese” that’s truly an amazing xenophobic feat.









