“Government efficiency” is the watchword of the moment, with President Donald Trump making Elon Musk a leader of an advisory commission named the “Department of Government Efficiency.” The acronym, DOGE, is inspired by a jokingly named crypto coin Musk has long celebrated and profited from.
While the Musk-led DOGE project claims to be about increasing efficiency in government (a potentially convenient euphemism for oligarchs who want to secure even lower taxes and remove regulatory restrictions), DOGE-like meme coins could be used to help politicians carry out corruption more efficiently.
Friday night on Truth Social, Trump announced a new digital token called $TRUMP.
Friday night on Truth Social, Trump announced a new digital token called $TRUMP. His account posted, “My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING!” On Thursday, Trump said his administration will consider creating a “national digital asset stockpile,” an announcement that didn’t go as far as the creation of the reserve that crypto advocates wanted him to announce.The price of Trump’s meme coin quickly shot up to $75, a 650% increase over its Friday launch price. On Sunday night, Jon Christian, the executive editor of Futurism, argued “it appears that Trump has now accumulated vastly more wealth in the past 24 hours than he did in his entire life previously.” The price started falling Sunday afternoon after a $MELANIA coin was introduced. As of Thursday afternoon, the price of $TRUMP was hovering around $36.
There is substantial evidence suggesting that during the first Trump administration, the Trump family benefited from foreign entities buying up blocks of rooms at Trump-owned hotels. There are gross stories about the fees racked up by the Secret Service for golf carts so that it could protect Trump during the hundreds of rounds of golf he chose to play on Trump-owned golf courses. In addition, the Trump family seems to have received trademarks in China around the time the president softened his stance on Chinese telecom company ZTE.In October 2019, when then-acting White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney announced that the 46th G7 summit would be held at a Trump-owned hotel in Miami, he insisted it wasn’t a problem and said Trump “has pretty much made it very clear since he’s got here that he doesn’t profit from being here” and that he “will not be profiting here.” Lawsuits brought against Trump alleging that he’d violated the Constitution’s emoluments clause were dismissed as moot after President Joe Biden took office.
There was no shortage of smoke suggesting that fires of corruption burned during Trump 1.0.
There was no shortage of smoke suggesting that fires of corruption burned during Trump 1.0. However, even a summary of worrisome facts from the indefatigable corruption watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington did not lead to any allegations of life-altering gains by the Trump family during his first term.But accumulating more money in 24 hours than he had in his entire life is different — and worrisome.
The way Trump made money during his first administration came with expenses. Golf carts aren’t free, and they require maintenance and storage. Running a hotel is a real business with real costs.
Crypto is not, in any meaningful sense, real. The ongoing expenses associated with having unleashed code on the universe are… de minimis.








