Just in time for Easter, cash-strapped Donald Trump’s new moneymaking scheme is a “God Bless the USA” Bible that, according to its sales website, is the only version endorsed by the former president. For anyone who believes that the holy book is the complete and infallible word of God (as Trump’s target audience claims to), Trump and his sidekick, country singer Lee Greenwood, have supplemented this very special edition with the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, the Pledge of Allegiance and the chorus lyrics to Greenwood’s alternative MAGA national anthem, “God Bless the USA.”
Like all Trump merchandising schemes, this one is cringey and tacky and represents the greed, the grift and the grotesque that’s wrong with Trumpism. The God Bless the USA Bible is obviously and squarely aimed at Trump’s existing base of true believers. But it is also attempting to hide, in soft-focus God-and-country pabulum, Trump’s more sinister goals of exacting revenge and obliterating the rights and freedoms of anyone who is not on board with him ruling America with an iron fist, with the Christian right at his side.
Trump knows that his supporters believe God ordained America as a Christian nation.
The people most likely to want a Trump-branded Bible, presented with a blasphemous kitsch factor on par with a Jesus bobblehead, are Trump’s evangelical base. Surely Trump knows that most of them already have their own Bibles, but he’s counting on a good chunk of them forking over $59.99 (plus shipping) to have a version of God’s word endorsed by the arbiter of the “correct” or “only” Bible: the person they admire as much as or more than Jesus himself.
Such customers are also unlikely to object to the glaring sacrilege of licensing his image to sell Bibles for quick cash. Nor will they mind that the cash crunch is fueled by civil judgments holding him liable for sexual abuse, defamation and fraud. (The God Bless the USA Bible website insists that none of the proceeds will go to the Trump campaign, but rather that it “uses Donald J. Trump’s name, likeness and image under paid license from CIC Ventures LLC,” which is, although the website doesn’t disclose it, a Trump-affiliated company.) White evangelicals, Trump’s most loyal followers, are unbothered by his legal travails. The fact that Trump is facing multiple civil and criminal trials is proof not of any wrongdoing, but of his persecution by malevolent forces.
Out of curiosity, I put one of the Bibles in an online shopping cart, and was promptly offered add-ons of a Lee Greenwood “God Bless the USA” 40th Anniversary Coin (also $59.99) and a “Make America Pray Again” hat (discounted from $30 to $25). While these low, low prices weren’t quite generous enough to sway me, they were a reminder that Trump and his supporters really do want to make the rest of us do what they want.








