I think, as footage proves, I was unreserved in expressing my disappointment that President Obama won re-election. I’ve been a stalwart defender of the conservative principles he’s opposed, and I’ve been very critical of his failures.
But I’m also not a petulant child. And that’s one way I’d describe the secessionist movement coming out of some far-right corners of the GOP. With all due respect to my conservatives in arms who are choosing to deal with this loss by threatening to leave the country and take a state or two with them, may I just say, go to the corner. You need a time out.
On the morning after the election I woke up, ate breakfast, put clothes on and got back to the business of living my life. Yes, it’s under a president whose policies make my blood boil, but I don’t think moving to Canada would solve much, unless of course it means I automatically get stock in Canadian bacon? No? Is that not how it works up there? Then I’m definitely out.
Nor do I think attempting to break up our great union into pieces so that I need a passport to go to Wyoming is particularly productive. For one, there will be another election in four years. And even though many of these policies will be hard if not impossible to undo, I’d rather be an American than a New Yorkian. Because that sounds weird.









