Alabama’s Roy Moore, the Republican Party’s radical U.S. Senate nominee, is now facing allegations that he molested a 14-year-old girl, whom he tried to date when he was in his 30s, in addition to pursuing relationships with other teenagers. Moore, a former judge twice removed from the bench for judicial misconduct, denies the allegations.
His allies, however, are scrambling to come up with a persuasive response to the claims — and so far, it’s not going especially well.
The standard line from most Republicans is that Moore should quit “if the allegations are true.” The problem with this is that it’s predicated on the assumption that the on-the-record accusers, the contemporaneous accounts, and the Washington Post‘s 30 sources are all suspect.
Other Moore allies have argued that the encounters were “consensual,” and therefore acceptable — as if a 32-year-old man can legally molest a 14-year-old girl if she approves.
Alabama state Auditor Jim Zeigler (R), meanwhile, has been the most creative of Moore’s cheerleaders, initially saying the allegations are “much ado about very little,” even if they’re completely accurate. Eventually, however, after a variety of other bizarre defenses, Zeigler came up with this:
“Take the Bible — Zachariah and Elizabeth, for instance. Zachariah was extremely old to marry Elizabeth and they became the parents of John the Baptist,” Ziegler says, choosing his words carefully before invoking Christ. “Also take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”
“There’s just nothing immoral or illegal here,” Ziegler concluded. “Maybe just a little bit unusual.”
Yes, when Roy Moore was confronted with allegations of sexual misconduct, one his allies thought it’d be a good idea to throw a Hail Mary — in a nearly literal sense.









