Unapologetic politics and irreverence were on display during the “Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can Choose” online telethon event Monday evening in Manhattan, an event co-hosted by comedians Sarah Silverman and Lizz Winstead along with the New York Abortion Access Fund, Lady Parts Justice, and NARAL Pro-Choice America.
The celebrity-laden three-hour event raised more than $53,000 from more than 800 individual donations, according to organizers. The proceeds will benefit The Lilith Fund for Reproductive Equity, Fund Texas Women, Texas Equal Access Fund, and the Whole Woman’s Texas Action Fund.
While actor Jemima Kirke’s character almost had an abortion on the hit HBO series Girls, the show Friday Night Lights, which inspired the program’s theme, did feature one–and in Texas. “That’s how you know it’s fiction,” Winstead joked.
WATCH: Silverman and Winstead take a break during the event to join All In
Though most of the money raised was donated online, a single celebrity sat and answered calls, in keeping with the telethon theme. “I hope you have someone more famous than me,” said Kirke on stage. “This is the best we could do,” deadpanned Silverman. Eventually, Kirke was replaced by fashion it-girl Alexa Chung, actor Emily Mortimer, and Orange is the New Black cast members Lea DeLaria and Natasha Lyonne. Actor Kathy Najimy sent in a taped message of support.
Periodically, a woman dressed in a giant plush vulva costume (courtesy of the sex-toy store Babeland) scurried onstage with a placard. On one side was a hate-tweet on the #TexasWomenForever hashtag, and on the other was the amount that had been raised to date.
“We’re actually going to do a live abortion in this show,” Silverman joked.
“With a union provider,” Winstead quickly added.
Comedian and activist Dean Obeidallah was one of the featured perfomers. “I feel strongly that we must stand together–regardless of race, religion or ethnicity–against those who would dictate to women the freedoms they can and can’t have,” he told msnbc after the event. “And as a Muslim-American, I feel it’s especially important that people are aware that there are a great number of Muslims in this country who stand with women in this fight.”
Another comedian, Amy Schumer, offered jokes that are mostly unprintable here, pausing in her bawdiness to ask, “Was there just a sad video? Like, a fetus with wings?” But the event, naturally, wasn’t all laughs offered in the name of raising money.









