Donald Trump originally wanted a military parade, though the idea quickly became a fiasco. As of yesterday, the president has apparently come up with an alternative, which he sketched out at a White House cabinet meeting:
“We’re thinking about doing, on the 4th of July or thereabouts, a parade. A ‘Salute to America’ parade. It will be a — really, a gathering, as opposed to a parade, I’d guess you’d have to say. Perhaps at the Lincoln Memorial. We’re looking at sites. But we’re thinking about doing something, which would become, perhaps, a tradition. ‘Salute to America’ on July 4th or July 4th weekend. Somewhere around that area.
“And, [acting Secretary of the Interior David Bernhardt], you’re taking charge of that and you’ll see how it works out with schedules and everything else. And I think it could be a very exciting day.”
A spokesperson for the Interior Department, perhaps concerned about getting fired, told CNN the president’s plan is “a great idea.” The White House added in a statement, “President Trump loves America and wants to help all Americans celebrate our nation’s independence on July 4.”
OK, but does he not realize that Americans already celebrate our nation’s independence on July 4?
Pretty much everything Trump proposed yesterday has existed for years. D.C. already has an annual 4th of July parade. D.C. also already hosts an enormous event with people — many of whom gather around the Lincoln Memorial — celebrating the national holiday.
This could “become, perhaps, a tradition”? It’s already a tradition. Acting Secretary of the Interior David Bernhardt is responsible for executing the idea? I have good news for you, Dave, you can already check this off the to-do list.









