A couple of scheduled Armageddons have come and gone but the argus-eyed Glenn Beck is still hunkered down in his well appointed brain bunker preparing (dreaming? hoping?) for America’s Final Collapse.
On a recent show, Beck outlined some tips for meeting The Coming Darkness. Naturally, online this advice came IN ALL CAPS! THE WORLD IS ENDING! WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR EFFETE LIBERAL LOWER CASE, PEOPLE!!!
Give the man his props, many of Beck’s ideas are totally valid regardless of what happens next, like:
CONSERVE AND PRESERVEEDUCATE YOURSELF AT ALL TIMESALWAYS READLEARN TO FIX AN ENGINE
Others are vintage, hide-under-the-bed, Beckian freakouts, like”
HAVE 30 DAYS CASH ON HANDLIVE NEAR LIKE MINDED PEOPLE. TEXAS, MOUNTAINS OR WHERE GOD STILL PLAYS A ROLE IN REAL LIFETEACH YOUNG CHILDREN NOW THAT COLLEGE IS NOT A GIVEN,” “HAVE A GUN AND KNOW HOW TO SHOOT IT
And…
RUSSIAN GANGS IN TROUBLE (not sure what that means, but it sounds really important).
Here’s one I like: LEARN OLD AND/OR LOST PRACTICES Presumably that includes: What will you do to prepare for the Hard Times Ahead? Leave your best survival tips/Life Advice in the comments. Vigilance!
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