As the government shutdown’s wraps up its first full week, a debt-ceiling crisis looms, and the breakdown of the American legislative process continues apace, it occurs to me the problem isn’t just ideological or partisan. As debates continue, it’s also become clear that Democrats and Republicans no longer agree on the definition of basic words and phrases.
With this in mind, I’d like to offer a handy glossary of eight commonly used terms in the hopes of helping the political world communicate more effectively.
1. Compromise, noun
What the word means to most English-speaking people: a compromise settles a dispute by mutual concession.
What the word means to Republicans: a compromise is a resolution in which Democrats meet some or all of the Republican Party’s demands, generally as part of a larger extortion strategy in which Republicans are threatening the public with deliberate harm.
2. Negotiate, verb
What the word means to most English-speaking people: to negotiate is to try to reach an agreement or compromise by discussion with others.
What the word means to Republicans: to negotiate is to create a framework through which Democrats will meet some or all of the Republican Party’s demands, generally as part of a larger extortion strategy in which Republicans are threatening the public with deliberate harm.
3. Concession, noun
What the word means to most English-speaking people: a concession is something that is granted, usually as part of negotiations or in response to demands.
What the word means to Republicans: a concession is something Democrats make in order to try to make Republicans happy. Alternatively, a concession can be something Republicans make, but only by reducing the severity of their demands as part of a larger extortion strategy.
4. Duties, plural noun
What the word means to most English-speaking people: duties are moral or legal obligations, generally synonymous with responsibilities.
What the word means to Republicans: duties are obligations Republicans will honor in exchange for concessions from Democrats.
5. Surrender, verb
What the word means to most English-speaking people: to surrender is to cease resistance to an enemy or opponent and submit to their authority.
What the word means to Republicans: to surrender is to reach a compromise the Tea Party disapproves of.









