It’s past 2 a.m., the keg has been kicked, and the cops have broken it up. The rager is over, except for that small group in the kitchen taking shots of cooking Sherry and wearing Keystone beer box hats.
Yes, you know the type. And their political equivalent is the current Tea Party. The question is whether this die-hard group hanging out in the kitchen can keep the party going. Can Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Sarah Palin, and the state-level Tea Partiers keep the party going?
The mid-term election of 2010 was the peak of the Tea Party rager. Their party was the one to be at. They had a wild go of it over the last two years with their anti-immigrant, birther, anti-abortion, and voter-suppression party games.
Regardless of when the Tea Party ends, they have made a lasting impact in legislation. In the area of reproductive rights, women in Virginia and Texas are now obligated to undergo ultrasound–in the case of Texas, transvaginal ultrasounds–before being able to proceed with an abortion. Fiscally, we also saw the Tea Party sprint–with Grover Norquist leading the charge-–in refusing to consider any type of new tax.
Like any good party, they thought it would last forever, or at least for a couple of election cycles. And up until this summer it seemed this would be an all-nighter. During the 2012 Republican primary the spotlight was on the Tea Party. It started off with a slew of Republican presidential debates with each candidate bending over backward to out-Tea-Party the next guy or gal, in the case of Michele Bachmann.
Meanwhile, Congressional and state-level Tea Party candidates were partying on. Just ask soon to be ex-Senator Dick Lugar from Indiana or Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst, each who lost their respective GOP Senate bids to a Tea Party candidate.
For a moment it seemed that 2012 would see a bigger and badder Tea Party. But then, things started falling apart. To begin, the Tea Party dudes ticked off the girls at the party, and you can’t have a party with all dudes. The girls were already weary of the Tea Party types, but then a couple of the really smooth ones started talking about how rape isn’t that big of a deal–not a great way to woo the ladies.
So the ladies left, and with them Latinos and independents started heading out the door. Not that long ago, a good chunk of Latinos partied with the GOP but those Latinos who thought there might be a space for them at the Tea Party soon realized that Latinos were not welcome. Even some of the most die-hard Latino Republicans realized that this wasn’t the party for them so they went off and started their own party, coincidentally called the Tequila party.








