by Hardball guest host Ron Reagan
Let me finish tonight with Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum.
Santorum has lately taken to comparing marriage equality to a choice of paper products. According to his whimsical logic, gay people must not be allowed the same opportunity to wed that straight couples enjoy because, well, “a paper towel is not a napkin.”
If only Santorum’s was a lonely, homophobic voice shrieking in the wilderness. But all the other Republican candidates – whether they choose Bounty or Brawny – have likewise signed on to defend the inappropriately named Defense of Marriage Act, a law designed solely to disenfranchise gay couples.
Even leaving aside the fact that some of us have been known, on occasion, to employ a paper towel as a napkin, it’s an odd, nonsensical comparison.
Santorum’s larger point seems to reflect his discomfort with so-called “traditional” marriage being redefined. But what tradition does he have in mind?
Marriage has, in various times and places throughout history, been treated as a property arrangement with husbands in effect owning their wives as they would cattle. Is that the tradition Santorum seeks to revive? In late 19th Century America, men were entitled to beat their wives as long as they used a stick with a circumference no larger than their thumb – the so-called Rule of Thumb. Does Santorum harbor a yen for corporal punishment?
Of course Santorum and many of his anti-gay colleagues can do a lot better than paper towels. They’re fond of claiming that if gay people were allowed to wed we’d also have to allow polygamy, incest and bestiality.








