Late yesterday, Twitter was down temporarily, which happens from time to time. The brief outage led Babylon Bee, a self-described satirical website, to publish this item under the headline, “Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News.”
In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday. After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading “Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats.” Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter’s servers.
The fictional story went on to describe a made-up scenario in which the Twitter CEO “started smashing as many computers as he could,” before programmers, too weak to lift hammers, began programing a robot to destroy servers for them.
Eventually, the satirical story concluded, “the robot got woke and began attacking all the cis white males.”
Putting aside whether this obvious attempt at humor was actually funny — Babylon Bee is basically a conservative version of The Onion — the fact remains that no rational person could’ve seen yesterday’s report and thought that the story was real. And yet…









